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  • if something gets longer, it stretches.

    ↑ your girlfriend gave my cock a stretch. ↓

    I really and I do mean fucking really hate it when I read all the way through a long thread from start to finish and halfway through think up a real good reply only to find someone else beat me to it.

    'Oh look darling, I've got a stretch on'

    Reeeeeepost!

    Expletive deleted

    Oh, and chains do not stretch - fact!

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