This is an argument that will never be settled.
The battle between Motorists and cyclists has been ongoing for centuries, ever since Jesus' dad invented the car to travel to Nazareth with his secretary 'Mary' what he'd put up the duff.
By the time he arrived there the cyclists involved in the first ever 'Hessian run' had already dibbed all the rooms in the Inn.
Ooohhh, God was sooo furious about this as it meant his son was born with straw stuck to his arse and had a fondness for donkeys.
God vowed from that day forth to make life hell for all cyclists. There is written proof of this in his best selling Autiobiography 'The Bible' by God.
In the chapter 'Genesis' it is stated that on the seventh day God created the 'Motorist', and told him "It is your job to rid the world of 'The evil Cyclists'.
Personally i think James deserves praise for striking back at someone as powerful as God and refusing to stand for the abuse he receives daily from the 'motorists'.
By the way, does anybody know what make of bag James is sporting there? I think it's possibly the best bag i've ever seen.
**- Scraggie Borsha, The Forum, 12/04/2010 16:33
**Take a bow good sir! Long may this last on the page.
This is an argument that will never be settled.
The battle between Motorists and cyclists has been ongoing for centuries, ever since Jesus' dad invented the car to travel to Nazareth with his secretary 'Mary' what he'd put up the duff.
By the time he arrived there the cyclists involved in the first ever 'Hessian run' had already dibbed all the rooms in the Inn.
Ooohhh, God was sooo furious about this as it meant his son was born with straw stuck to his arse and had a fondness for donkeys.
God vowed from that day forth to make life hell for all cyclists. There is written proof of this in his best selling Autiobiography 'The Bible' by God.
In the chapter 'Genesis' it is stated that on the seventh day God created the 'Motorist', and told him "It is your job to rid the world of 'The evil Cyclists'.
Personally i think James deserves praise for striking back at someone as powerful as God and refusing to stand for the abuse he receives daily from the 'motorists'.
By the way, does anybody know what make of bag James is sporting there? I think it's possibly the best bag i've ever seen.
**Take a bow good sir! Long may this last on the page.