Fully understand the problem... my best friend from school.... so I've known him 30 years.... has a wife who can't stand me.... and I've only met her once... her dislike for me is so strong that when he got married, she insisted he had TWO best-men..... and I was to be the number 2... for my 'best mans speech'... i got to introduce the wedding cake! I've never once been to their house, or met his kids of 8 years, as it would involve me meeting his wife, and she won't have me in the house. On the phone she's the most two faced bitch this side of a.... well two faced bitch.... the only way to get messages to my mate is to text him as she's never passed on a message that I've called in her life.... anyways when we do get together... (he doesn't live in London....) I make darn ferking sure I lead him soooooo astray just to get my/our own back... needless to say he refuses to do anything about the problem! Only solution...... kill the fuckers with kindness.... sarcasm is so so so effective when delivered with over-the-top good manners....!
Fully understand the problem... my best friend from school.... so I've known him 30 years.... has a wife who can't stand me.... and I've only met her once... her dislike for me is so strong that when he got married, she insisted he had TWO best-men..... and I was to be the number 2... for my 'best mans speech'... i got to introduce the wedding cake! I've never once been to their house, or met his kids of 8 years, as it would involve me meeting his wife, and she won't have me in the house. On the phone she's the most two faced bitch this side of a.... well two faced bitch.... the only way to get messages to my mate is to text him as she's never passed on a message that I've called in her life.... anyways when we do get together... (he doesn't live in London....) I make darn ferking sure I lead him soooooo astray just to get my/our own back... needless to say he refuses to do anything about the problem! Only solution...... kill the fuckers with kindness.... sarcasm is so so so effective when delivered with over-the-top good manners....!