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@chris_crash
I am going to start using this to describe even more inapproiate things like:
The sun is raping me with a dirty fingernail (it is unpleasantly hot outside)
America is raping Iraq with a dirty fingernail (I love living in the first world)
Joe is raping Mark with a dirty fingernail (that aged hipster should have washed his hands before forcibly fingering that canadian)