Barbershop - beard trimmage

i bet that guy gets water thrown in his face all the time

+1

(ask for "the tweed run special")

isn't that cheating though? as they'll surely mark their own work highly?

I've had this fucking hair on my lip for a month or so now... it'd better not had been in vain

8/11 male marshals last night were hirsute, not only that but 3/4 ginger powered....

isn't that cheating though? as they'll surely mark their own work highly?

I've had this fucking hair on my lip for a month or so now... it'd better not had been in vain

does looking like a big gay bear, covered in tattoos, not count as reward in itself

does clever pun shit in the woods?

does looking like a big gay bear, covered in tattoos, not count as reward in itself

does clever pun shit in the woods?

only if you're asleep there...

I suspect once trimmed I'm going to look more like a big child molester, covered in tattoos

Clean shaven here, I insist upon it. I employ gentlemen on my estate, not savages, and have to lead by example.

some inspiration:

While that is awesome, might I point you to No.10

http://www.thechap.net/content/section_manifesto/index.html

Just had an hour of pampering at trumpers

gave them the brief of "I want to look like the man you would not let near your little sister"

I now look like a bounder from a terry Thomas movie

so Heeeelllloooow!

[QUOTE=dancing james; "I want to look like the man you would not let near your little sister"

I now look like a bounder from a terry Thomas movie

so Heeeelllloooow![/QUOTE]

Awesome

"I want to look like the man you would not let near your little sister"

[frankieboyle]Why is it so many paedophiles have beards and glasses? Just what is it about that look that children find so sexy?[frankieboyle/]

Only had a half-hour beard shave and trim, going back in the next few months in order to shape it again, worth going again.

Trumpers is my favourite London shop. I went there a few years ago when I was into open razors, and although I'm not interested in the one they have(I collect the vintage ones) I am really into their shaving creams - you really can't beat them.
Haven't had any trim or anything there yet though. Maybe on my next visit?

^Buffalo Bill

It's worth going, make your local barbershop feel like salvage raping your face with dirty fingernail in comparison.

I am going to start using this to describe even more inapproiate things like:

The sun is raping me with a dirty fingernail (it is unpleasantly hot outside)

America is raping Iraq with a dirty fingernail (I love living in the first world)

Joe is raping Mark with a dirty fingernail (that aged hipster should have washed his hands before forcibly fingering that canadian)

just had my beard done at the barbers the other day... he was a little ruthless but gave me a nice tache. first time i've let someone else cut my hair in almost 2 years and it was rather liberating

Golden scissors, kingsland rd.

I only trust the Turks when it comes to shaving.

Mmm; do you mean Turks are the only people you trust to do that; or that that is the only time you trust Turks?

both

Gallipoli is it? Still smarting?

Nah... Used to work with a Turk called Danish in a cheese factory in Melbourne. Every thursday he would come up to me while I was working on the line and tell me he'd give me 20 bucks if he could suck my cock after work. It was weird.

awkward silence.

You are general lucifer and I claim my $5

Was it worth it, though?

why thursdays in particular?