Nursery for New Members

I have only had 1 epic hatred post about Unipak/Creates and everything that goes wrong with them. I have had 5 threads of which ive had hippy merge one and VB merge one (im quite proud of those odds!). One was a funny wanted thread for the last missing days we lost cause of the 'bad days', but that was before you youngin' time. Most of my actual posts are rubbish except the ones about me falling over.

An official decoding:

I have penned but one strongly worded article about my dislike for cheap off the peg Taiwanese imports masquerading as well built fixed gear bicycles.

Furthermore, my oeuvre consist of 5 other missives; however, since the topics of said articles had previously been covered, 40% of what I had written was consolidated into the workings of others. I accept such percentages to be favourable. Thus the majority of my unmerged musings and postscripts are incidental, save for those occasions which chart me falling over like a cackhanded twat.