Nursery for New Members

Can I come out now, I need a poo

No. You stay in there in till you've learnt your lesson.

That's hilarious, and the general impression I get from browsing is that there is a core of 'useful' posters, and a bunch of sheep, like me, that digest their offerings, and offer pithy comments in return, some of which are helpful, most of which are just distractions...

In a paltry 8 months and 300 posts I've literally said nothing that is of any use to anyone, apart from putting some seized forks into caustic soda and complaining that it's not doing very much.