My cat just fell out the window...

Off food, unusual behavior (hiding, urinating, etc), "mopey" disposition, no desire to go out/roaming, difficulty in holding their heads up, overly "needy", overly floppy/malleable when being handled

my cat is doing all of this and sneezing. is it vet o'clock?

also the only time my girlfriends cat has ever purred is when he is on her bed (he is not supposed to be, she is allergic) and biting me.