My cat just fell out the window...

What was that thing made of?

Made of Awesome™.

Made of Awesome™.

do they make bikes out of it

You might want to consider getting better locks for your cat: a big d-lock round its neck and a mini-d for one of its back legs at a minimum. Ed can probably give you better advice than me.

:D

Pet insurance... only in America.. oh wait..

This thread made me smile. Cats are cute.

Off food, unusual behavior (hiding, urinating, etc), "mopey" disposition, no desire to go out/roaming, difficulty in holding their heads up, overly "needy", overly floppy/malleable when being handled

my cat is doing all of this and sneezing. is it vet o'clock?

also the only time my girlfriends cat has ever purred is when he is on her bed (he is not supposed to be, she is allergic) and biting me.

If the window hadn't been closed my two would have been out like a shot....

Great pic.

I have pet insurance now- tenner a week.

It's after my cat's brother got hit by a car and had both rear legs broken- £6,500 in vets bills to pin and plate the legs, aftercare and so forth.

Much as I like my cat I couldn't afford to put my hand in my pocket to that extent for him.

Sometimes insurance is not a scam.

There might not be -- and hopefully there isn't -- anything wrong or broken. I've had one of my cats take a leap of faith. Fell down maybe four or five meters. Hurt her paw and bruised her tongue.

Still, the vet suggested she have a checkup as there's always the possibility of some cranial damage (or something to that effect). It might not show up, the cat could well feed on some kibble and all, but hairline fractures can happen. They are or their lack is usually verified by checking the ears. I guess that'd show if there's small bleeding or something.

This is not to worry you, but if you are able, do check your cat's condition.

Edit: I see you are going to see a vet. Didn't read the whole thread before answering.

It's the morning and he did his usual rounds of biting my toes and walking on my face to wake me up. The limp has gone and he's meowing at the window to go on the roof. Like that's going to happen... The vet might not be necessary after all.

Off food, unusual behavior (hiding, urinating, etc), "mopey" disposition, no desire to go out/roaming, difficulty in holding their heads up, overly "needy", overly floppy/malleable when being handled, slow response when pushing blood from gums, overly dry/wet nose, sunken eyes, splitting nails, disinterest in playing, ears not moving very much to stimulous, etc...

Sod the cat, I'm humped.

Sod the cat, I'm humped.

Actually, don't sod the cat. Cats are great and I'm glad the little base-jumper's OK.

Chris: Yes, take your cat to the vet!

Insurance is not a scam for any product/service if it's something that you cannot afford outright. Otherwise yes, you're better off (financially) playing the odds that the insurance companies play (although some people really rate that "peace of mind" thing).

I have pet insurance now- tenner a week.

It's after my cat's brother got hit by a car and had both rear legs broken- £6,500 in vets bills to pin and plate the legs, aftercare and so forth.

Much as I like my cat I couldn't afford to put my hand in my pocket to that extent for him.

Sometimes insurance is not a scam.

£6,500???

If that was my cat, he would have been on his way to Shanghai Dumpling House in a heartbeat

I would be on the phone to that chick who hosts Snog, Marry, Avoid.... because she's hot.

Nah, basically they get these chicks who wear all sorts of wacky clothes and pile on makeup and they make them into natural beauties. Then they do a little before and after survey where they ask blokes "would you snog, marry or avoid this person" And all the dim blokes say they would avoid her whenm she looks like a tart, then marry her when she looks all homely. Personally, Im a bit more of a flouro boob-tube/platform boots/plumbers crack kind of bloke myself.

I know theres a thread for this, but I cant believe Daisy went on a date on Take Me Out, in the LAST FUCKING EPISODE! Now she, I would marry... and snog. That fucking little bedwetting millionaire snagged her. Didnt he have a fucking face that wanted smashing.

I would be on the phone to that chick who hosts Snog, Marry, Avoid.... because she's hot.

She used to be an Atomic Kitten? Now just Atomic Mutton....

I think this place needs a Cat subforum

I'm feline this

Can your cat do this?

YouTube- Standing Cat - Mon chat se tient debout tout seul

most cats can do that. They just choose not to. He was only doing it to look into that other cats apartment.

Has anyone got a dog? As an experiment can someone replicate the OP with a dog?

Nah, basically they get these chicks who wear all sorts of wacky clothes and pile on makeup and they make them into natural beauties. Then they do a little before and after survey where they ask blokes "would you snog, marry or avoid this person" And all the dim blokes say they would avoid her whenm she looks like a tart, then marry her when she looks all homely. Personally, Im a bit more of a flouro boob-tube/platform boots/plumbers crack kind of bloke myself.

I know theres a thread for this, but I cant believe Daisy went on a date on Take Me Out, in the LAST FUCKING EPISODE! Now she, I would marry... and snog. That fucking little bedwetting millionaire snagged her. Didnt he have a fucking face that wanted smashing.

Balki

You watch too much crap television and should ride more.

Come to the Drag Sprints tonight.

I have a rack of beef ribs with my name on them clive.

ribs > bicycles