I hate

I don't like London that much, but have had a nice time in Portsmouth (well, I guess it was more like Southsea) and Norwich, off all places.

For some reason I pine for London, but when I get there it's still the same shitty mess as always. Not that it can't be good, but something about The Smoke hurts my inner ear.

And I'd rather shoot than cut or stab. Like to keep my distance.

I never thought I'd live long enough to see someone say this.