Bending rear fork

the central part of the rear wheel's barrel...

Excellent.

you live with a pole, can you lend him one?

They're all mine.

No, those are the midgets. The Nasty Man means the people from Poland.

Midget Poles? You could be onto something here..

Poleforks, wheel barrels.

This is gold.

Midget Poles? You could be onto something here..

Midget Pole Dancing

YouTube- Sassy Cassee 2'10" pole dancer

^ fffffffit!

thom

it will make a difference, there is a spindle through your bottom bracket

push forwards with the right pedal and the frame flexes in one direction, push on the left and it will flex in the other direction

i think you ought to spend some time on sheldon brown and learn some bicycle terminology, it might make us helping you a lot easier if you used the same language as us

You seem to know what you're talking about, I'm going to give this a try. If the parallel poles snap mid skid forcing me down on to my spinning tire burning my tail bone off I'll just take it I have a shit frame.

I think I can see a bend in the right chainstay around the brake bridge.

If you put a straightedge against it (ruler) it would make it clearer.

Sorry I don't have any suggestions for remedies or causes.

Read Sheldon Brown: a tail bone is known as a 'coccyx'. I am assuming that is what you mean; the thing that is just above your top-leg lumps?

I think I can see a bend in the right chainstay around the brake bridge.

If you put a straightedge against it (ruler) it would make it clearer.

Sorry I don't have any suggestions for remedies or causes.

Exactly!

my girlfriend insits on calling cranks "pedal sticks"

why not put your wheel on a friend's bike and try? If it's the same then the problems not your bike.

my girlfriend ..........blah,blah

picture please.

bruv cus!
I my pedal keeps falling off and I need a new esss!
You gots, yo?

is that canadian?

Roundy-roundy bit is bust, no question.

No, the Tongue of witches

it's a curse upon sexist men, they will be raped to death by a broomstick powered dildo

ah, i see you're using the old "pretending to be sexist so you can be fucked to death" double bluff again.

It works for you

I am totally boggled by the direction this has taken.

I am totally boggled by the direction this has taken.

Put a ruler against it.