New rider tips and tricks

i tried to be nice and give some advice re a better way to participate here

i love the way that these muptards make the assumption that all the answers to their questions ought to be in one thread so that they should not have to look for them

the problem is each one of these short sighted fuckwits dont realise that the next retard will come along and repeat the process, so we have a whole collection of these similar initial threads by people

the genius of this process is that none of these individuals can be fucking arsed to bother doing basic research, so each one starts a similar thread but sees that they are so special and important that all their questions deserve to be answered

there are millions of threads covering these matters, most of these questions dont need to be asked, or you could contribute or raise questions on relevant threads

You clearly have a different definition of nice to me!

You told me to spend some time reading up. I had! you asked me to not ask every question i have here. I hadnt been.

I initially asked some questions that I couldnt find clear answers for after looking around.

lets use chain tension as an example according to you I should have done a search first. thats fine it makes sense, unfortunately that search brought back multiple threads the majority all had a title of 'chain tension' and on reading them seemed to tell people to go and search(ironic that its exactly what I had done) the others involved either bikes that weren't SS or reffered to track bikes so i asked the question in here BECAUSE I couldnt find the info!

foot retention, the only thread I find on that when i search is one with lists of products no suggestions for a newcomer on what is best or what they should try first etc or advantages of one type over another!

people will ask questions when they are new and dont understand things this doesnt mean they haven't searched! thats what you seem to have assumed but your wrong in this case.

You may have seen a particular question asked hundreds of times so i get your frustration but I havent and couldnt find it so I asked it.

Maybe I should have posted on an existing topic but then which oif teh 20 chain tension topics should i have posted? and brought back from the dead, then i should of posted on the existing XYZ topics then they would all be on the front page, this way I posted just one topic, that was what i though was the best option.

Us muptards as you call us arent doing it on purpose to annoy you! well im not at least.

Look im sorry if i misread your nicereccomendations but I have to say if i cant find the answer by searching then yeh im going to ask the question.

PS maybe a sticky with lots of links to teh frequently asked questions by newbs would be a good idea?