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that nag's a repost. why hasn't anyone else picked him up on this shocking blunder????!! i can feel myself going crimson with fury, now cerise, oh my, that's scarlet, no, wait, carmine, and what's this? let's just have a look in the mirror... vermilion with overtones of coquelicot, how unusual! i must be incandescent with rage!! my hearts pounding, so much blood in my face... it's now gone rosso corsa... my antic disposition has become latinate in its roiling choler, i must be iron-fistedly apoplectic. Sangria now! oh thank you nuknow, my blood pressure's off the scale. Heaven's above!! whatever next? I'll tell you what... my fizog's only gone and become alizarin, the heart attack colour, i'm so vexatious!!!

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