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  • Boom Booom! ;-)

  • Repost...

  • Repost...

    I tried to find the first posting but couldn't really be arsed. I did find this though:

    'Went into a hardware store the other day, says to the fella - "You got a box of nails?"

    He says "Yeah, how long do you want 'em?"

    I says "I wanna keep 'em!"

  • Dont be fucking ridiculous. I have got more chance of finishing 4th

    but that's football

    I wonder if Pisti would put a few quid on it... he would if he's a real fan

  • I tried to find the first posting but couldn't really be arsed. I did find this though:

    'Went into a hardware store the other day, says to the fella - "You got a box of nails?"

    He says "Yeah, how long do you want 'em?"

    I says "I wanna keep 'em!"

    Classic Frank Carson

  • but that's football

    I wonder if Pisti would put a few quid on it... he would if he's a real fan

    I'm a realist. 4th is highly unlikely but 6th and maybe even 5th is defo on!

    Our run in:

    Wolves A
    West Ham H
    Villa A
    Blackburn A
    Fulham H
    Stoke A
    Pompey H

  • That's a pretty easy run in

  • All winnable but I think we'll draw with Villa and Stoke to give us 17pnts and a total of 65pnts

    City are currently on 53pnts, Libpool & Villa 51pnts

  • ^ you say that but a big chunk of those teams are going to be worried about relegation and looking to pick up any points they can. There's going to be some parked buses at Wolves, West ham, Stoke. it's those mid table drifters you want.

    I'd take that over Spurs' run though

  • Plus the Wirral is a shithole and Goodison is like summat out of a Pathe B&W news film.

    1) No it isn't:

    2) Yes it is...

  • i don't know if anyone's aware of this. but everton. they've had a lot of players unavailable for selection this season.
    this may have affected their final position in the league.
    they could have reached the heights of 5th.

  • Repost^^

    &

    repped.

  • replace 5th with 4th and you've got liverpools season right there too ^^

  • i don't know if anyone's aware of this. but liverpool. they've had a Aquilani available for selection this season.
    this may have affected their final position in the league.
    they could have reached the heights of 5th.

  • i don't know if anyone's aware of this. but everton. they've had a lot of players unavailable for selection this season.
    this may have affected their final position in the league.
    they could have reached the heights of 5th.

    Top 2 you saucy cunt!

  • i don't know if anyone's aware of this. but liverpool. they've had a Aquilani available for selection this season.
    this may have affected their final position in the league.
    they could have reached the heights of 5th.

    Who gives a shit - they're cunts.

  • Who gives a shit - they're cunts.

    True that!

    Riera said it best though i think. Just imagine if he'd been playing. He might have offered liverpool some sort of creativity.

    Rafa's just a fat spanish waiter!

  • True that!

    Riera said it best though i think. Just imagine if he'd been playing. He might have offered liverpool some sort of creativity.

    Rafa's just a fat spanish waiter!

    Benidormez

  • Shit, didn't realise the Yids have still gotta play Arsenal, Chelsea, Utd AND Citeh!

    Tasty last few weeks in The Prem :-)

  • True that!

    Riera said it best though i think. Just imagine if he'd been playing. He might have offered liverpool some sort of creativity.

    Rafa's just a fat spanish waiter who's spunked all the yanks cash on bobbins players and Torres

    Fixed

  • can any one chuck up a nice easy on the eye list of fixtures for liddypuul , spurs , man city , everton and villa up here in the thread for the rest of the season
    so we can all compare the progress for that 4th place spot

  • i don't know if anyone's aware of this. but liverpool. they've had a Aquilani available for selection this season.
    this may have affected their final position in the league.
    they could have reached the heights of 5th.

    it's an Aquilani... he's been ill or something

    Given spurs' April (might get a point) that's why I lobbed a few quid on the toffees getting 4th... at 26-1 yesterday I know if your shower of shit do do it least I can sob into £100 if not.. then I'm happy anyways

  • hello * taps on pisti's head * is there anyone in there

    i said a nice easy on the eye
    that is gash

  • Use google you lazy cunt!

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