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  • There was a guy who used to work with a friend of mine. He would often turn up for work at about nine, take an hour's nap under his desk, work until lunch, go for a half hour walk and eat his lunch and then take another hour's nap under his desk before working until five. He even had an alarm clock. When he got busted for it he tried to claim that he had just had an epileptic seizure and then that he had caught narcolepsy. Needless to say, he got fired. Seemed quite enigmatic about it though as he was hoping to get a job somewhere with comfier carpets.

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