Football

Woodgate's greatest achievement so far is shagging the gooner-supporting winner of Big Brother!

I was refering to 'sicknote', I know you didn't buy him

Anyway, look at all the money you cunts have wasted over the years on supposed next big things and then they've gone into oblivion

Dos Santos
Prince Boateng
Kyle Naughton
Alan Hutton
Bassong
Gunter
Gilberto Da Silva
Bostock

True, we have missed the mark on quite a few players. We have also made some good signingd. Modric, Lennon, Bale, Wilson. Granted we have spent more money than Everton but I think it is starting to pay off. The problem, as always, is keeping players when your not in the CL. I think it is a bit make or brake this year. With Citys money and the Reds wont be as shit next season we need 4th and the players that will come with it.

Wasn't Bobby Moore a jewellery thief though?! Only what I heard...

I was refering to 'sicknote', I know you didn't buy him

Anyway, look at all the money you cunts have wasted over the years on supposed next big things and then they've gone into oblivion

Dos Santos
Prince Boateng
Kyle Naughton
Alan Hutton
Bassong
Gunter
Gilberto Da Silva
Bostock

I think it's abit early to write off Kyle Naughton and Bostock. But yeah there has been a lot of waste.

As I mentioned earlier I think that's something everton do very well. Even enough credit for bringing Wayne Rooney to the world. Moyes should let the kids run riot. They're all scarily good. Get rid of Yak and let Vaughan take care of things up front (when fit)

Wasn't Bobby Moore a jewellery thief though?! Only what I heard...

^ He got let off with that one...

Wasn't Bobby Moore a jewellery thief though?! Only what I heard...

Oh, here we go!

Really funny those Millwall "fans" putting a gold bracelet on the statue. Very comical indeed.

You must admit, that bit was pretty funny...

I think it's abit early to write off Kyle Naughton and Bostock. But yeah there has been a lot of waste.

As I mentioned earlier I think that's something everton do very well. Even enough credit for bringing Wayne Rooney to the world. Moyes should let the kids run riot. They're all scarily good. Get rid of Yak and let Vaughan take care of things up front (when fit)

Bostock and Naughton haven't even played a Prem game yet and you paid what, £8m+ for the pair of them?!

Vaughan's consistently injured, we lent him to Leicester a few weeks back and qu'el surprise he's injured again, shame really as he's ace but I and most Evertonians think he'll sadly never be able to gain the form he showed in his first 2 seasons. Still youngest ever Prem Scorer
Common knowledge that Yak's off in the summer and Beckford's already signed. We'v also just signed some (supposed) shit'ot 19yo striker from Portugal

As much as it gauls me I might put a few quid on Everton to nick 4th, the odds aren't shabbly and their form is spot on...wankers

Dont be fucking ridiculous. I have got more chance of finishing 4th

^ He got let off with that one...

Because he won the World Cup. I thank you.

Do you think the F.A. will let JT off all the noncing rumours if he wins the World Cup? Probably not - sex with a minor (not miner) is more serious than robbing Ratners, don't you agree?

Common knowledge that Yak's off in the summer and Beckford's already signed. We'v also just signed some (supposed) shit'ot 19yo striker from Portugal

My flat mate's a Leeds fan and I've seen a fair bit of Beckford this year. The FA cup run was exactly that. Leeds are now doing everythign they can to throw away the chances of promotion.

Snodgrass is the man that makes that team tick, and give Beckford his goals. He's fast for the Championship and his conversion of chances is piss poor. That would be a serious waste free or not. He'll be 28 next season too!

It's a free signing so no risk either way

Beckford being provided by Pienaar, Arteta, Rodwell, Osman, Bilyaletdinov and Fellaini

how will that happen with Pienaar and Fellaini are stroking it about in the red of the finest team in London

how will that happen with Pienaar and Fellaini are stroking it about in the red of the finest team in London

Oh do fuck off

Hahaha! Just been on RAWK(Red And White Kop - for the cockney kopites on here that don't know)

There's a thread in which they are looking for ammunition to prove to "the bitters" that they have had far worse injuries than us this season.

"apart from Jagielka they've barely had anyone out"

FARTS!

how will that happen with Pienaar and Fellaini are stroking each other in the red of the finest team in London

Really?

Currrent form guide makes for an interesting final 7 games

http://sport.btvision.com/form/epl/

That depresses me :-(

That depresses me :-(

You'll get twatted at Goodison on Easter Sunday

A couple of weeks ago I was thinking I'd go up and see an old mate who lives on the Wirral the go on to the game.
I've now decided he ain't that good a mate and fuck spunking good money after bad to watch West Ham loose away as well as at home.

Plus the Wirral is a shithole and Goodison is like summat out of a Pathe B&W news film.

A couple of weeks ago I was thinking I'd go up and see an old mate who lives on the Wirral the go on to the game.
I've now decided he ain't that good a mate and fuck spunking good money after bad to watch West Ham loose away as well as at home.

I was gonna go up with a couple of WHU mates too but they put the game back from the Sat to Sun, with it being Easter we fucked it off

Plus the Wirral is a shithole and Goodison is like summat out of a Pathe B&W news film.

Still whinging from last night I see

I cycled passed Upton park last nite and saw 9 season tickets nailed to the gates. I thought 'I'm having those!'.

Well you can never have enough nails can you!