Copenhagen World Track Champs this week

What the Fuck has that German Opener been injecting?

He looks like an experiment. That ain't normal!

Roids from the old days.

Doesn't Wendy Hougenavel look like just the most lovely sweet person you ever did see?! What a sweetie!

She's a dentist. That sweet persona masks a dark, dark heart.

you need to learn to love your dentist!

yuk.

How can one love a psychopath?

"Open wide and I'll inflict untold levels of pain upon you then charge you an arm and a leg for the pleasure".

Loved the cameraman getting right up close on the Jason Kenny mechnical; wife says I am not allowed to buy cheesy bracelets apparently made of bits of chain.

She does want to know where Hooverbagel gets her hair straighteners from though. Double standards says I.

BBC iPlayer's choice of photo for a track cycling championship FAIL:

haha!!

That's hilarious, must be over 20 years old too.

That's hilarious, must be over 20 years old too.

its not the age of the bikes thats funny, its the fact they are road bikes with gears and brakes..... BBC fail.

its not the age of the bikes thats funny, its the fact they are road bikes with gears and brakes..... BBC fail.

Thought that was a bit obvious....

Thought that was a bit obvious....

reading your original post again i see you clearly implied that...

early morning reading fail! :)

track is slightly longer down the straights and tighter in the corners than manchester
so they said last night

Yes I heard that. Anyone else think Anna Mears looks a bit like that bloke they keep in the cupboard in the IT crowd?

Haha.. post it in the proper thread you dork. :P

And this should be in Rides and Races according to God.

Hippy is beginning to disclose his plan to makethe whole forum just one thread, and turn it into a solid stream of conciousness.

Obviously team GB are too fast to go round the corners then.

Does anyone know what kind of pedals they use? So I know what not to buy ;)

track is slightly longer down the straights and tighter in the corners than manchester
so they said last night

BBC iPlayer's choice of photo for a track cycling championship FAIL:

Seems to be part of their new branding for cycling events in general*, the opening credits weren't track specific either.

• not sure what else they're planning to televise
  

How can one love a psychopath?

"Open wide and I'll inflict untold levels of pain upon you then charge you an arm and a leg for the pleasure".

I love my dentist, she's amazing, gentle, informative, calming Scottish accent and cheap.

But yes, mostly psychopaths.

Roids from the old days.

No offence to Hoy et al, but it just looked like Germany and France woke up to putting a Gorilla on a bike. I changed the channel after that race. Used to have a kid at my secondary school who was built like that. Farted on request. If he had gone into track cycling he probably would have got a Gold Medal. Where's the intelligence?

Watching Day 1 now.. Anna Meares PB for gold!

There's no such thing as East Germany (well, maybe they have some secret lab left over somewhere in Thuringen Forest?)

Maybe not, but it's still possible (only just), that they may have been born in East Germany.

How big is that track? Looks smaller than 250m

Its a slightly different shape long straights and tight bends...makes it hard to keep the speed up and to control the revs on the corners..seems quick though.

also....how impossible is the points race to follow?
its amazing but i am confused.

No offence to Hoy et al, but it just looked like Germany and France woke up to putting a Gorilla on a bike. I changed the channel after that race. Used to have a kid at my secondary school who was built like that. Farted on request. If he had gone into track cycling he probably would have got a Gold Medal. Where's the intelligence?

I'm sure your simplistic ideology is all it takes. Perhaps you should think about coaching.