Institute of Advanced Motoring giving cycling tips!

saw a guy in his 40s this morning cycling along kew road, well not really cycling, one foot padding along the kerb edge the other still on the pedals

i said to him, "you'd be much safer cycling in the middle or outside of the road, not filtering down the inside"

his response "fuck you, i know how to ride a bike"

i thought to myself "yes but you know how to ride fucking dangerously"

hard to feel sympathy if he gets hit cycling in that manner

I had a nice chat with a guy in his 50's heading towards Kew Bridge this morning, he was riding a very nice orange Pinarello Prince (not seen on in this colour before).

He asked me if I'd seen "the bearded twat who rides the titanium bike" I told him I generaly try to avoid the cunt.
Then we bid each other good day.