@ Pistanator.
Rolexes are shit.
really fucking shit. They're mechanisms may be amazing but everything else about them just screams I'm a twat; my watchface has a bubble on it because I'm mildly myopic, and slowly balding.
My flashy watch might distract you when we're fucking in the scum infested toilets of some two bit pub, but sooner or later you'll realise you have just contracted herpes.
Alright Henners, calm down lad