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Actually, a draw would do me fine... Can't have Manure winnin'...

Just found these little gems in my photobucket

Is that ^ JimJams in the cape?

No, he wouldn't have paid for it

I remember why I put this thread on ignore now

Why? Cos Gerrard's a cunt?

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I remember why I put this thread on ignore now

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Others share your view

Ha! More like it

And what's your view Clive?

I rarely use rude words but on some occasions they are the only ones to suffice.

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I rarely use rude words but on some occasions they are the only ones to suffice.

Curiously only 3 results for Gerrard+Weapon+Pistanator

So you'd agree that he's a C***?

Yes, a lady part.

Seriously, name a better player in each position - except Torres

Ideally you'd need a neutral to do this cause obv you prefer some players as do I

Probably a combined team would look something like this: the /indicates either

Reina/Howard
Johnson Jagelka Agger/Distin Baines
Mascherano (check the opta stats for tackles etc)
Donovan Aquilani/Stevie G, Arteta Pienaar
Torres

so not far off I guess but I feel a lot of the pools players are massivly underperfoming this season I believe this to be rafas fault fingers crossed he goes or we fork out and get rid of him in the summer

Cahill has been really gash this season before you start

dude I'm actually at work....

Ideally you'd need a neutral to do this cause obv you prefer some players as do I

Probably a combined team would look something like this: the /indicates either

Reina/Howard
Johnson Jagelka Agger/Distin Baines
Mascherano (check the opta stats for tackles etc)
Donovan Aquilani/Stevie G, Arteta Pienaar
Torres

so not far off I guess but I feel a lot of the pools players are massivly underperfoming this season I believe this to be rafas fault fingers crossed he goes or we fork out and get rid of him in the summer

Cahill has been really gash this season before you start

You really don't know too much about football if you'd put fuckin Distin in there over Heitinga!!?
Donovan was a loan but even our normal RM of Osman would still get in over Kuyt and I'd have Fellaini or Rodwell over Mascherano in Defensive Mid/CM anyday. Aquilani's shite and Gerrard can just fuck off

My team:

Howard

Neville - Jagielka - Heitinga - Baines
Osman - Arteta - Fellaini - Pienaar
Torres - Saha

You forgot this one Pisti...

Already got that tucked away for special occasions ;)

just one word
pepe reina
golden glove for the last two seasons
as steady a keeper as you could wish for
gets beaten at the near post by drogba a bit to much for my liking but otherwise drop your keeper and put mascherano and i'll switch along with your manager !!

ha

All of that cobblers you just said goes out the window at 24 & 44secs

YouTube- Andy johnson

golden glove two seasons on the trot
thread closed
flounces out wafting hair flicking head

three seasons on the trot
sorry my bad