From the cab - a HGV drivers view

or you could just put spokecards in bikes that are locked up Ed

don't be so dismissive of shit Ed, there's more than one handlebar type, there's more than one saddle type

Perhaps you could focus some of that energy of yours to coming up with solutions rather than being quite such a 'tyre-kicker' when someone or something doesn't conform to your understanding of a situation/scenario

:^]

Quite right, I should've respond to this better than just 'this won't work', my apologise.