eBay and Craigslist finds

Christ, it's true what people say, you really are a moany, whiny old woman! You had first dibs(I never offered them to you - if I'd've known you were that much of a procastinator I wouldn't have bothered!) on these cranks for nearly a month when I had atleast 6 people willing to pay the money on the day with no tedious emails
I met you and you asked atleast twice "Are they still £100?" having inspected them for 15mins and could clearly see they were fine. You then asked if you 'could have some time to think' to which you walked away with the cranks to discuss with your mate....finally coming back and closing the deal and making me feel guitly for taking your money! They were a perfect set of cranks(and don't start whinging about the tiny scratch on the inside of the pedal insert again!) that ALWAYS go for £100 2nd hand value - sold 2 sets on BIN ebay before both within hours of posting. They were a set of cranks FFS, anyone'd think you were buying a 4 bedroom house!

"but but but but... splutter..." ha ha! you fucking looooooooooooser....i've been out drinking and ridden out to enfield and back the time you been mulling all that over! kiss kiss, diddums better now? never gonna get the better of me bollock chops, give up and ride a bit more...nighty night now xx