Organ donation

Have you kept all of your toenail clipping ever and every hair that has fallen out of your head (about 20 a day I think on average). Have you collected each gob of spit, each snot rocket and every bit of chunder from a mental night out? Do you keep all of your turds and jack off into a special container so that one day in the future when you are no longer able to appreciate it every atom that has ever been a part of you can be buried in the same place?

He's not a bit like you, TSK, so I'm sure he hasn't. ;)