• Two weeks on the tube is an excessive punishment for a moment of inattention. As VeeVee mentions they are bastards on there in the rush hour, after a few weeks of that you'll be nostalgic for the genteel civility of minicab drivers and scooter boys. Even wearing a sling doesn't gain you any sympathy, it just marks you for easy pickings, like a 3 legged wildebeest roaming the savanna.

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