Bike Chat-up lines

Believe me, it is.

ooops
i forgot about your boils

egad!

ok. i rephrase. arse totally relevant to cycling.....but comments on it, I suspect, not......unless uttered by cliveo's nurse.

:P

... are you on your own, or are you spoken for?

... would you like to check out my rim?

I was going to post a pic of Leslie Phillips and suggest a simple "Ding-Dong" with a cheeky grin.

But then I found this; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/7787682.stm

what the fuck was that?!

problem with this kind of shit is that constant talk of cyclists knocking down peds and riding off is extremely extremely extremely exaggerated. cars are registered, but doesn't stop them hitting people, driving off, getting away with it, and causing more damage. and a tax on cyclists? for what damage? cyclists don't cause potholes.

Ding dong!

ooops
i forgot about your boils

egad!

ok. i rephrase. arse totally relevant to cycling.....but comments on it, I suspect, not......unless uttered by cliveo's nurse.

:P

Sem

I do not have boils. That is Dancing James. DJ and I are very dissimilar.

'can i use my tool to pull your crank?'

can you ride tandem ?

Sem

I do not have boils. That is Dancing James. DJ and I are very dissimilar.

i jest.

seriously though, hope you are recovered :) x

"What's your forum name?" Seems to be the most popular one on here....

"What's your forum name?" Seems to be the most popular one on here....

An attractive young woman at Herne Hill said that she had been asked that question five times during the course of the morning. She was beginning to wonder what the forum was. Gizmond and I tried to groom her for Rollapaluza CC instead.

you raspberry smoothie you.

i ride my bike like i ride my . not very well. it's over quickly and i fall off.

"hey baby, you look like a lean-mean-pedalling machine, whats your name?"

damo.

grab your colnago, youve pulled.

oooh you're a smooth talker.

you look shagged, want to try for the same look off the bike?

"Do a skid"

Works for me.

is that why you need the top tube protector?

bit like a condom, better to have one and not need it, than need it and not have one !
...... this also applies to a beretta model 52, 9mm.

I was trying to resist posting... but I guess for the larger object of your desire (M or F):

Are you double butted?

ha! and that opens up a whole world of possibilities involving BLOWtorches... oh dear...

bit like a condom, better to have one and not need it, than need it and not have one !
...... this also applies to a beretta model 52, 9mm.

I disagree, I would much rather regularly be in positions requiring than simply feeling smug about being prepared for something that never arises.