Eight cyclists injured in morning of accidents - Melbourne, Aus

yes, but are you guys fat as well?

From a London perspective it just seems weird to see that much lycra and carbon everywhere, given that so little people cycle overall.
Also the carbon fibre here wouldn't be on you that long, I guess, and you might even get jumped for it.

Adelaide hills are fun!
Do you go up the North Summit Road or whatever it's called, or the path by the freeway towards the eagle?

I do 9000km a year, but built for leading into headwinds rather than fast climbing, all bikes are kept inside, yes to Norton Summit, but there are far better rides than that.
Next time bring your road bike, stay fit enough and I will show you some great rides, and so so mugachino's.