Germans sell potholes

Potholes tend to appear in the same location a year later... who would want their plaque next to that?

That said, if we can write anything we want on the plaque, then let's go dig holes where riders have fallen and use the plaques to establish permanent memorials at those locations.

You'll probably find that there's plenty of potholes at the exact location of cycling fatalities already.
Fucking deadly, they are.