• By the way, if anyone wants to offer Lucifer there couch for Fri/Sat night, then I'd be very grateful.
    I'll provide and cook breakfasts both mornings.
    At a push, I suck cock, but don't really like it.
    It's usually smelly.

    If I had a couch, I'd be all over this. Alas, we don't, and anyway my flat is strictly funny-business free; I do that on company time.

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