The Green Cross Code

ps. As I grew up in a funny country, where there was no meat in the shops and making political jokes could mean the end of your professional carrier or a stretch in jail, there were few perks of free education. I did cycling proficiency course while at the primary school and a driving licence for cars, vans and motorbikes while at the college. Fun times. It's easier to pass the test when the whole class is taking it.

Is this why your wife has banned you from cycling too far ;p