Police clamp-downs on RLJ

Hehe, i'm starting to feel persecuted now. I just had to give my postcode and address to the bloke in the mobile phone shop and he said "Wow, that sounds nice, do we have a Goldman Sachs employee in our presence?" Huh?

Just to annoy him I bought the cheapest handset on offer and told him I rent a tiny one-bed (true).

I suspect just to annoy me he's given deliberately a phone on which it appears to be impossible to turn off the annoying keypad tones.

*bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

etc

sure he didn't just sell you a tamagotchi?