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What an utter twat. did she say anything or just shit talk repeating her self for ages.

That has to be one of my pet hates, these up in your face sisters and brothers (africans, white trash english, young asians the lot) that just amble crap untill something comes out of their face that sounds like a sound bite from a rap song or tv programme and they repeat it over and over and over again..

you get them on buses all the time and walking around She Bu, their piercing whinney screaming voices make me want to nudge them under on-coming cars as they walk across the road real slow, pumping their arms out as it they were walking into a boxing ring.. you are crossing a road Akon, it's really not all that!!

It must be a generation thing

Cunts the lot of 'em.

Remember years ago on a bus in Brixton. Load of teenage girls got on, one didn't pay so the driver turned the engine off and crossed his arms, they were all giving him shite...
I was standing on the bottom deck at the back, "Pay the fella or fuck off off the bus, we're waiting to go home"
Then I got a load of "Fuck you whiteboy, who you chattin shit to...blah fuckin blah....don't fuck wid me...blah fuckin blah...."
As they were all getting off, walkin 3ft past me one of them gave it "I know your face whiteboy, I'm gonna come back and cut you"
To which I slammed my bag on the floor and said "Why come back, I'm here now, come on then you horrible cunts!!"
Needless to say they all fucked off givin it 'cut throat' signs as they shuffled off down Brixton High Rd

I got a nice little round of applause from a few people on the bus

Cunts!