What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I was in Tokyo Fixed the other day getting a chain, and when I come outside my girfriend says 'why don't you get a fixed bike'

stumped, I say 'I already have' and she goes 'oh'

then she says 'why haven't you got a cool bike, like the one in the window. it had a pink rim. Is rim the right word?'

'yeah it had a pink rim. I don't really like hipster bikes'

'what exactly is a hipster? you keep saying it nowadays, you sound like an old man who's out of touch with the youth of today'

this video explains everything

Are you sure it's your girlfiend? Or perhaps you've just heard it here? Bless her ;-)