Material Ref?

Stitches for Mike (Tomasito?)
The Hand of Dan (Gravity is a harsh Mistress.)
Stitches for eggpie. (Hassan > hooked mallets > face > ambulance )
Stitches for 'otters - DT, the vicious hater of valentines day.
Object's collar bone (Yorgo, stop apologising)
Object's left Thumb (Thanks Coward Worm)
Object's other collar bone (Dumb ass did that one on his own)
To Mat - Ball to mouth causing front tooth chip - by shoot rebound by Boat boy JB
dt's little toe - badly executed BB shot by myself
dt's rib - doing a superman while waiting for mallets to be shuffled
Dickis Rib? Falling underneath a larger player @ 1st BFF tourney
Barnesy - Fractured skull @ shoreditch - charging..where are those aerobatic pictures?
skoota - black eye stopping a dt shot with mallet 'whoa deflection
Locket - broken nose. Lockett shot the ball, Gabes skidded around, it rebounded of Gabes' back rim, into Lockett nose
Gabes - 3 broken ribs, big fat bastard from Richmond, Sean, crashed into me in Rouen.
Gabes - Broken nose, Emilié pushed me into the fence at bricklane (RIP).
Gabes - ACL/MCL tear in knee from crashing into goal cone and twisting leg 180º.

so what this says to me is rik is the safest member of the apples to crash with?