Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Not much would need to be changed on that to make it nice.
Change front wheel to match the rear (or at least have a white wheel), de-sticker rear wheel.
That's it.

Nice!?... the all thing's wrong, stem drop, seatpost length, bars.....uffffhhh!!!
Not even going on color scheme, the owner's apparently color blind...
There's not much going right with that bike...