I confess...

no, she opened the door to the cab, i went srtaight over, and i was ready to properly screw at the person inside but it was a stunning girl, about a yerar older than me
and she was crying, and i felt sorry for her (im a softy) (and thats not a euphemism)
so she made sure i was alreet, and gave me a chocolate ecalir,
so i muched that bad boy down, and went on my way

I would have ate that eclair and said "you still owe me £50 quid for a new front wheel by the way"