"Cycling to work decreases the risk of dying by approximately 40%"

cycling to work is fine it getting home thats (almost) the killer,

thats me after a head on with a white van man- 40% injured, 60% immortal

You're not dead though are you?

he might be.

+1

No joking, but that photo must be potato-chopped, because that dude looks as dead as a doornail.

Sorry.