North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

I know just the ideal candidate, 2 doors down from me. It crapped several times all over my front step a while back.

I suggest a blunt wooden stake through the torso pinning it into their garden and one of the aforementioned turds, wrapped in paper, set alight on top of its head.*

*I actually do like animals so this should really be aimed at The owner but the subject was puppy killing.

thats the spirit!

thinks hard back to the topic at hand

...ah +1 for the swimmers