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I know just the ideal candidate, 2 doors down from me. It crapped several times all over my front step a while back.
I suggest a blunt wooden stake through the torso pinning it into their garden and one of the aforementioned turds, wrapped in paper, set alight on top of its head.*
*I actually do like animals so this should really be aimed at The owner but the subject was puppy killing.