Football

Wonder if this has got support beams to stop it falling over all the fuckin time!?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8510790.stm

**Steven Gerrard's waxwork is unveiled at Anfield **

It is one of the first times a waxwork has been unveiled outside London

Liverpool and England international Steven Gerrard came face-to-face with himself when he met his own Madame Tussauds waxwork at Anfield. The Reds captain spent five minutes examining the waxwork before he said: "You've missed a few spots haven't you?".
He also fixed the figure's hair as he posed for photographs with his two daughters Lilly-Ella and Lexie.
"It's an absolute thrill to have my very own figure," the 29-year-old said.
It is one of the first times a waxwork has been unveiled outside London - the ceremony took place in Liverpool due to his training schedule.
The "new" Steven Gerrard, which cost £150,000 to create, will be positioned near England teammate David Beckham in the museum's Sports Zone.
It is the first time a footballer has been immortalised in wax at Madame Tussauds since 2005 when Wayne Rooney entered the museum's hall of fame.
Liz Edwards, of Madame Tussauds in London, said: "His inclusion is in response to huge demand from the public and we know fans are going to enjoy getting up close to him in the run-up to the World Cup in June."

Do you reckon it comes with a groin strain?

Haha! It's mounted on a mock icey surface with a banana skin...

Next time he twats someone in a bar in Southport he can claim it was the dummy and get off. Again.

The dummy's probably got a higher IQ mind.

Next time he twats someone in a bar in Southport he can claim it was the dummy and get off. Again.

Was with some kopites in Liverpool after the match on Saturday and every one said he was guilty as fuck. Said he went steaming in there and got the fella in a headlock then punched him in the face about 10 times!

All without falling over, I doubt it.

Having a look at the final run of games there is no reason Arsenal shouldn't pick up full points. Chelsea and Utd all have tough games and there is 6 points in it.
The prof could well turn this around.

oh and Gerrards a diving cunt! he was all over the place against us. i loved it when he went running to the referee in horror at the foul (hand ball) i'd love that as a animated gif as my back drop

Fuck off Pip, we'll twat you at Goodison next Saturday

oh and Gerrards a diving cunt! he was all over the place against us. i loved it when he went running to the referee in horror at the foul (hand ball) i'd love that as a animated gif as my back drop

Taste some of your own Gerrard you shit'ouse cunty cunt!

Fuck off Pip, we'll twat you at Goodison next Saturday

WTF am I talking about!? I was there on the opening day when you twatted us 6-1 :-(

Sorry, got mixed up with Utd

Which ship has never visited Merseyside?

The prison ship that was moored at Portland harbour , I bet they could have found a use for it up there

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Yes! Not only did we beat Chelsea last night....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/8511556.stm

**Ankle fracture rules Ashley Cole out for three months **

Cole limped off after sustaining the injury at Goodison Park

Chelsea will be without Ashley Cole for around three months after the England defender fractured his left ankle in Wednesday's 2-1 defeat by Everton. The 29-year-old left-back limped off in the second half after a challenge by Everton's Landon Donovan.
A scan on Thursday revealed the full extent of Cole's injury.
It leaves him with a fight to regain his fitness in time for this summer's World Cup, with England's first match against the United States on 12 June.
Cole has been in superb form for Chelsea this season and his absence will be a blow to Blues boss Carlo Ancelotti, who saw his side's lead at the top of the Premier League cut to one point after their defeat at Goodison Park.
606: DEBATE

**Get well soon Ashley, by far one of our top players this term **

SimplyZola

Yuri Zhirkov could deputise at left-back although Paulo Ferreira, predominantly a right-back, is versatile enough to play anywhere across the backline.
Cole could be back in action by mid-May but it leaves him only a handful of games before the finals in South Africa get under way.
And he will definitely miss England's only scheduled friendly before the World Cup, against Egypt at Wembley on 3 March, although there are plans to arrange another game against Mexico ahead of the finals.
That means Manchester City's left-back Wayne Bridge, who was caught up in the scandal that led to John Terry being stripped of the England captaincy last week, is likely to come into the reckoning.

Terry has been given time off by Chelsea and will miss Saturday's FA Cup tie against Cardiff after flying to Dubai to visit his wife.
He is alleged to have had an affair with Bridge's ex-girlfriend Vanessa Perroncel, and Bridge has yet to indicate whether he is prepared to play alongside his former Chelsea team-mate for England.

couldn't happen to a bigger twat.

Terry is alleged to have had an affair with Bridge's ex-girlfriend Vanessa Perroncel, and Bridge has yet to indicate whether he is prepared to play alongside his former Chelsea team-mate for England.

Thank God you're back to keep us up to date with all the news that matters...

What are you getting at you tit??!

What are you getting at you tit??!

Sincere thanks for keeping us up to speed with the news that really matters. The stuff they don't want us to know. Thank God you've got an inside link to the good stuff eh?

Bet you could tell us some stories given half a chance, eh?

Eh?

I never wrote it dick'end

I never wrote it dick'end

As if you can write... C&P though.

Any Tottenham fans on here? Cornelius...

I'd be a bit concerned if I was you...
What have Bournmouth, West ham, Southampton and Pompy all got in common apart from having been financially f**ked in recent history?

Fuck off, Spurs are doing fine money wise.

Who goes to see waxworks anyway?

Fuck off, Spurs are doing fine money wise.

So were Pompy, Southampton, etc...

I'm just pointing out Arry's track record.

He's got a great track record of ruining players' careers too

Rupert Loe fuck Southampton, Mandric fuck Pompy. Spurs will be fine. We will just promise loads and disapoint for the next 50 year. Same as always.