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Guy meets a girl on a night out, things go well and they head back his flat.
In his bedroom the girl notices a massive gong on the wall. She
inquires "what's that?"
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He replies "oh, that's my talking clock".
Puzzled she asked him what he means.
"Watch" he says, picking up the hammer and banging the gong as loud as he can.
Through the wall she hears
"WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN, IT'S 3'OCLOCK IN THE BLOODY MORNING!"