A man goes into a pub and bangs his head against the bar in anger before ordering a scotch. The barman obliges and asks what's bothering him.
"It's nothing. Just that all lawyers are arseholes.."
"Excuse me!" Says a lone man sitting behind them "I take offence to that comment.."
"What! What are you a lawyer or something?"
"No.... I'm an arsehole"
A man goes into a pub and bangs his head against the bar in anger before ordering a scotch. The barman obliges and asks what's bothering him.
"It's nothing. Just that all lawyers are arseholes.."
"Excuse me!" Says a lone man sitting behind them "I take offence to that comment.."
"What! What are you a lawyer or something?"
"No.... I'm an arsehole"