Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

Yeah i made the mistake of buying one of these. Should have stuck to the old adage of "If it seems to good to be true.." On the 3rd day I decided to kick down and push it a bit. I remember I was cycling through bloomsbury past a group of students and chain came off with a loud bang - completely spooked them! Only thing the bike was good for.

new chain and take up bike polo! I hear they have a good weight in them, ploughs right through the offence.