Lonely Planet cycling guides

I've got the Britain one. It's quite interesting although I've not actually done any touring here.

What does it say? "Cycling in Britain is simply great, if you enjoy lashings of verbal abuse, broken bones, attempted murder and general hatred towards you, then get on your bike!"

hmm. cycling in Britain / France / Italy / New Zeland / Australia.

so surely they should *all *say that..?