What stop at Spain? Why not just keep going and cycle all the way home again via China? Why not make it even more laborious and let your tyres down, and fit your saddle backwards for ultimate discomfort? I'm sure you plan on selecting the least appropriate handlebars, but why not go the extra mile and bolt on a steering wheel? Oh and don't forget the all important 'porteur rack' (basket).
What stop at Spain? Why not just keep going and cycle all the way home again via China? Why not make it even more laborious and let your tyres down, and fit your saddle backwards for ultimate discomfort? I'm sure you plan on selecting the least appropriate handlebars, but why not go the extra mile and bolt on a steering wheel? Oh and don't forget the all important 'porteur rack' (basket).