Books - What are you reading?

He has a team of writers doing it for him.
Like a sculptor who get's his minions to do the hard work of chipping away at the bulk of the rock, he just steps in and at the end and gives the books his 'Patterson' polish.
Not real writing, if you ask me.

Well, it's real writing, just not JP's real writing. Is it all total rubbish? I have no idea who he is. :B