Spotted...

Some lass on a Bianchi through London bridge from London Fields. Loves to set off at the speed of light from traffic lights then nod along in the middle of the road allowing nee cunt to overtake without risking life and limb, then persisting in rounding you and sitting infront of you at red lights after you have risked said life and limb getting infront of her. Daft bitch, learn how to cycle.

Other lad on Mountain Bike, stop jumping infront of Taxis and red lights, fucking them all off and making the rest of us look like cunts. No wonder Taxis hate us. Wear a helmet daft prick.

Done.

Just add the iPodestrian to complete the trifecta....