Sorry

I'm sorry for going for a poo at a girl's house (she lived with her parents)
and I wouldn't have gone but I was desperate,
and finding something in my bum that felt all weird,
and grabbing it with loo roll and pulling it,
and pulling it,
and realising it was something so long that it felt like it was coming from a point behind my eyeball,
and me thinking it was a huge tapeworm,
and I started retching and gipping as I hauled this long thing from out of my bum,
and holding it up,
and realising it was a massive long piece of shit streaked onion,
a piece of onion that had no right being so long,
a piece of onion that was so long I couldn't have possibly swallowed it,
a piece of onion that refused to flush away down the fucking toilet,
even after three flushes,
and I couldn't flush any more,
because the whole house had heard three flushes,
and they new I must have done a great big stubborn gigantic shit,
that wouldn't go away,
so I had to pick out the floaty onion from the bog,
and slung it in the cistern.
Sorry.

Dear lord...
Im EATING over here... Almost spat my food out and rech'd...
Thank Lucifer...

Any time, ChainBreaker.
It still makes me queasy every time I remember that feeling...
shudder

Are you sure it was a piece of onion..

I love onion

I'm sorry for going for a poo at a girl's house ....

Must spread rep apparently

YouTube- Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word - 1976

Are you sure it was a piece of onion..

Dunno. Tasted like onion...

Dunno. Tasted like onion...

:-S Grim.

Again, Luci, youre terrible... You can have my lunch!

Lol

Dunno. Tasted like onion...

Can't argue with that..

Lucifer poo, otherwise known as an arse bhaji.....you are one sick puppy my friend!

Lucifer, go and sit on the naughty step, you mucky bugger.

Lucifer poo, otherwise known as an arse bhaji.....you are one sick puppy my friend!

It's the red-flecked seepage coming from the under the arse bhajis that make me gip...