Johnny Cash's truck once leaked oil, set his truck on fire, set fire to a forest and killed a number of rare Condor's (big birds, not bikes). He managed to pull his fishing rod out of the back of the truck, went fishing and pretended he had'nt a clue what he had done. When asked “Did you start this fire?” he said “No, my truck did, and it’s dead, so you can’t question it.”
Apart from the fact he was on amphetamines at the time and ended up paying $125,000 fine it kind of worked, I would suggest you set fire to your computer and then blame it for everything, we'll believe you as long as you post pics.
Johnny Cash's truck once leaked oil, set his truck on fire, set fire to a forest and killed a number of rare Condor's (big birds, not bikes). He managed to pull his fishing rod out of the back of the truck, went fishing and pretended he had'nt a clue what he had done. When asked “Did you start this fire?” he said “No, my truck did, and it’s dead, so you can’t question it.”
Apart from the fact he was on amphetamines at the time and ended up paying $125,000 fine it kind of worked, I would suggest you set fire to your computer and then blame it for everything, we'll believe you as long as you post pics.