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@General_Lucifer
DON'T TALK ABOUT BERYL LIKE THAT!!! sob
You don't know her! She's brought meaning to my life. Her soft, pink skin, her puckered mouth (I decided on the 'anal' version), her cold can that reminds me of sex soup.
I'll treat her like a lady, a lovely, anal, can of lady...