Bomb detectors

Apparently if you dip your knob in a concoction of lemon juice and garlic, you wont get aids... according to the health minister of South Africa.

Yeah cos who's gonna shag a fella with a garlic lemon on his bell?

That's true, provided you're not dipping your cock in anthing else. Like a vagina, bottom or AIDS-blown Fleshlight™.

haha